Name: Carmine (not my real name. Like I'd tell YOU.) Sex: Here's where I should say something like "Yes, please" or "Really? Where is it?", but I'll be plain and say male. And HOW. Age: 18 (earth equivalent) Residence: 1600 Pennsylvania ave., Washington, D.C., in the tool shed. Likes: Sushi, RPGs, funny things, bowling, the Simpsons, Metallica, Pantera, RHCP, RATM, Pearl Jam, Godsmack, a nice rack/figure, women who like me unconditionally, sexiness in general, aetheism. Dislikes: Boy bands, rap, hip-hop, pop, women's lib (Not exactly a dislike, I'm just sick of it), the fact that I can't buy booze, women who dislike me unconditionally, high-maintenance chicks, militant lesbians who want me dead, most religions.

I suppose you want to know more about me know, you Carmine-hungry things you. I'm about 6'5'', blond, and lookin' GOOD, as you can tell by my astoundingly sexy picture here. If you're a normal female or gay man, you should have removed you clothes by now and begun going through the steps involved in building a shrine to my graven image (I'll have complete shrine-building tips at a later date). But put that aside for now, you'll need to know more about your god-to-be. I'd like to think I'm a nice guy, but it's for you to decide. I'm also very outgoing and (God, I HOPE) funny. If you want to contact me, you can email me at carmine2@hotmail.com. For any complaints/suggestions/donations/nude pictures, fire off a scathing letter to the site's email at finalfantasyfriends@hotmail.com. And one more thing: If I have offended you in any way with my masculine comments and insights, too fucking bad. I look forward to all your hateful emails.